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shitpoker

1. Someone who is the penetrator during anal sex (especially gay anal sex). Refers to the fact that the penis pokes the feces inside the rectum of their partner.
"Oh man, Elton John is the biggest shitpoker over".
by bad daddy April 13, 2005
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Shitposting

Posting blursed images or trash memes. Usually very loud viedos that don't make sense.
"Idk what i'd do without shitposting, it's my life"
by diabloツ May 11, 2020
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Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.
Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.
by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016
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shipster

A coastal hipster / prone to ocean-gazing / beard optional. Primarily found in Sydney's Eastern coastal suburbs of Bondi, Tamarama, Bronte and, increasingly, Coogee.

May be foiund as far South as St. Kilda beach in Melbourne.
Bazza is a such a shipster - he sits in the beer garden of the Coogee Bay Hotel all weekend, sipping his craft ale, and watching the boats go by. I heard he's even thinking of trimming his beard.
by BGSBGS October 17, 2016
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Shitpost central

A Shitpost central is a descriptor to a room, place, or voice call when people are constantly making ironic jokes about something they find cringy or overrated. But these jokes end up being unfunny and overused because of how many people keep saying them.
"Haha amog us. When imposter is sussy!"
"Holy shit, this vc is a Shitpost Central"
by BlueSh1ft April 12, 2021
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shitpoetry

The intersection of shitposting and poetry. Poetry influenced by shitposting, poetry that is thinly-veiled shitposting, shitposting that is poetry, shitposting influenced by poetry, etc..
Surrealist poetry can retroactively be called a type of shitpoetry
by Queen Buttrix June 7, 2021
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Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.
Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.
by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021
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