A hypothesis proposed by C.P.and A.P., which stipulates that the incidence of irrelevant comments increases proportionally to the duration of existence of a group chat conversation originally formed with a single, focused purpose.
Our group chat regarding grass-root political organizing in Cyprus has deteriorated into relentless shitposting about petty politics and vegan recipes, confirming our shitposting hypothesis.
by piklachou September 9, 2021
Get the shitposting hypothesis mug.(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.
NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.
NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.
"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."
"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."
"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."
"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."
"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."
by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010
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The practice of allowing one who has taken a massively loud and malodorous dump the dignity of leaving the bathroom stall without being identified. May apply not only to saving the individual the embarrassment following said dump, but also during said dump. In that case, an individual washing their hands or urinating at a urinal who witnesses another person entering a stall will complete their urination and (hopefully subsequent handwashing) in a timely manner as to allow the shitter the opportunity to defecate with the full force necessary to empty their bowels.
After returning to work from lunch at a local Mexican restaurant, I appreciate that the guy that entered the bathroom during my explosive shitfest left quickly, granting me shitonymity and freedom from embarrassment.
Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?
Of course, the hot girl seated by the bathroom heard the whole damn drum solo and stared at me as I returned to my cubicle in shame...or is it pride?
by thirtyfivethousandfeet August 4, 2011
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Get the Shipon mug.An ironic art form of expressive yet apathetic funposting practiced only on s4s, the philosophical meme factory board on 4 CHAN.
I spent hours a few hours today drawing wew lad naked, now I'm going to spend the next 3 days shitposting about it.
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