Shitposter

a shitposter spams stuff like this" rgesfuiandefghndfaeyuwdhxnhgyewjbfduaiscugwrfdjasnwdfbt72gewdjnaetvgfcdhuasbdhuveyabcjaishgfd

i am a shitposter

by shitposting walrus June 8, 2020

shidmaster

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.

"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"

by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005

shitsaster

An absolute, moronic disaster.

The League of Nations was a shitsaster.

by Suvi Riversmouth May 16, 2011

shitastrophe

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.

Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....

by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013

shittastrophe

A complete and utter shit-fest catastrophe. A bad thing that happens that is really shitty.

First, I got a flat tire, then the guy who pulled over to help me stole my wallet at gunpoint, then drunk driver side-swiped my car, and now I just found out my insurance was canceled because the bank's automatic payment system got hacked any my payment never went out. It was a complete shittastrophe!

by Word Johnson November 13, 2017

Shitbuster

The bathroom version of a ghostbuster. Shitbusters flush any toilet that still has shit in the bowl. Shitbusters that flush leftover urine in toilets and urinals are called pissbusters.

I just saw a shitbuster flush all the toilets in the public bathroom at my local McDonald's.

by Tako#2739 June 17, 2021

shitmancer

A master in the act of producing shit in more ways than one.

Hey! Why is that guy coverd in shit?

Well you see we travel with a shitmancer.

by wakandaforeverripchadwickbosem July 2, 2021