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Shitload

A Whole lotta' somethin, more than a tiny bit, but less than a ton.
Shmekie629(5:37:09)PM:How much homework is a 'shitload' of homework? Too many people use this term, and no one knows how much it is. I myself have a lot of homework tonight. Possibly a shitload. But is it a shitload? Maybe it's a metric shitload. Maybe a crapload. I just don't know.

reiggnhardt (6:56:16 PM): a shitload of homework is when you have so much that your teachers own you enough as to where they actually do shit on your homework and expect you to do it

bad ass bitz (5:51:27 PM): or maybe any amount of hw is a shitload, because it's way the fuck more than i want to do
by Shmekie September 21, 2004
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shitlord

A person who behaves like a troll, but is acting genuinely. A person who may be loathsome but can be entertaining because they are so ridiculous. A person who is such a tool it can be imagined that they have some domain over shit itself.
Phil Fish, the developer of Fez
Donald Trump

Person 1: "I can't believe that guy picked Sniper, demanded middle, went 0-4 and left."
Person 2: "What a fucking shitlord."

A shitlord can be imagined sitting atop a shit hill on his shit throne, spewing diarrhetoric for unfortunate ears to hear.
by Decimus, the Galactic Devourer September 1, 2013
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Shitloader

Someone who shits way too much in one day. Someone who never stops having the shits when they don't have diarrhea.
Bob just crapped for the 6th time today and he doesn't have diarrhea, he must really be quite the shitloader.
by Anonymous reality November 6, 2013
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Baker's Shitload

A large amount of a given item (usually baked goods) ranging from 26 to 130.
Hey homie we need a Baker's Shitload of chicken wings, I got mad munchies.
by Hally13uk October 5, 2011
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Shitlapse

When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.
Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."

Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."

Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."
by KidGoyard November 14, 2016
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Shitlord

Someone who makes glorious (but not always entirely accurate) posts, comments, tweets, vids etc, without regard for the chaos and butt-hurt that may result. A happy, reckless internet berserker.

Tho' he/she ought to be entertaining to some, if they are not entertaining then they are not a shitlord, they are just shit.
The shitlord's comments provoked both laughter and tears. None were left untouched, though many were left confused.
by Thou Art That November 24, 2021
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shitload

The approximate amount of something that can fit into an asshole. If referring to money, it is equal to the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a medium-size butthole.
John had a shitload of money.
Lucy had a shitload of pistachios.
by pooperscooper99 May 13, 2011
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