Shitloader

Someone who shits way too much in one day. Someone who never stops having the shits when they don't have diarrhea.

Bob just crapped for the 6th time today and he doesn't have diarrhea, he must really be quite the shitloader.

by Anonymous reality November 6, 2013

shitgood

When you feel like shit but also feel good; An unusual misery.

Hey Tom, you had to drag your balls through three miles of broken glass, how do you feel now that you were given 300 billion dollars to do it?

I feel shitgood, excuse me for awhile, I'm going to rocket to my terraformed vocation house with my robot wife on Mars and bleed all over the floor tiles.

by afatguy March 29, 2022

Baker's Shitload

A large amount of a given item (usually baked goods) ranging from 26 to 130.

Hey homie we need a Baker's Shitload of chicken wings, I got mad munchies.

by Hally13uk October 5, 2011

Shitlord

Someone who makes glorious (but not always entirely accurate) posts, comments, tweets, vids etc, without regard for the chaos and butt-hurt that may result. A happy, reckless internet berserker.

Tho' he/she ought to be entertaining to some, if they are not entertaining then they are not a shitlord, they are just shit.

The shitlord's comments provoked both laughter and tears. None were left untouched, though many were left confused.

by Thou Art That November 24, 2021

shitfoot

a bitch; someone who bitches at everything and constantly has something to complain about. They never want to go any where because they are have been being lame recently and doesnt give u a ride home, even tho u live right next to them

Jon: hey is it always like this?
Nick: like wut?
Jon: are u always bitching, u shitfoot?

by Jon Du September 5, 2005

shitload

The approximate amount of something that can fit into an asshole. If referring to money, it is equal to the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a medium-size butthole.

John had a shitload of money.
Lucy had a shitload of pistachios.

by pooperscooper99 May 13, 2011

shitload

A whole bunch of....

HoMiE. you got a ShitLoad of weed right thurr

by SeXyPiMpEtT January 9, 2004