Wheels on a suitcase

When something is so obvious that you can't imagine why it was not originally invented that way. For example, when the suitcase was invented, why did it not originally have wheels, so obvious!

Tostitos Scoops are like "wheels on a suitcase"

by Planet R April 1, 2013

Suitcase

To pay for something all at once with cash, typically in a suitcase.

Fuck lay-away. Imma suitcase that TV, straight up.

I don't have no mortgage payments because when I bought that house, I suitcased it.

by jcmoney10 December 3, 2011

Alabama Suitcase

Any use of something that's not a suitcase for transporting or storing clothing. This includes but is not limited to: cardboard boxes, plastic garbage or shopping bags, or anything else that can be seen as redneck. Duffel bags are not included.

Janet kicked Ryan out of his apartment last night, and he left with only an Alabama suitcase

by Ubersquirl July 7, 2010

indian suitcase

Large black or dark green garbage bag used to transport all his worldly belongings

Susie threw me out can I borrow an indian suitcase

by Craig stebner August 18, 2006

Human Suitcase

When a midget on roller skates wears all your clothes and you pull him through the airport. From Stefon to Seth Meyers on SNL, season 36, episode 15.

Stefon was so late in packing for his trip to Key West, he had to use a Human Suitcase to get his shit together.

by Edward in Oil City March 1, 2011

puerto rican suitcase

large oversize plastic bags from stores or garbage bags used in place or as an alternative to using/buying luggage when travelling.

Joe didn't have the money to buy a suitcase when he went on Greyhound so he used a puerto rican suitcase to bring his stuff.

by The Amazing Mr. Jeff February 15, 2006

human suitcase

its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport
great valentines day gift!!

from and snl episode on 2/12/2011

stefon: yes to have a great valentines day you dont even need to leave the house. just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift
seth: like a box of chocolates
stefon: no like human suitcases
seth: whats a human suitcase
stefon: its a thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport

by flkascimaioemf March 1, 2011