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shitbag

a VERY commonly used military term that refers to an individual that is incapable of preforming the simpliest of tasks or instructions. Closely related to a buddy fucker, this individual is worthless, a drain on the squad/platoon, and is usually the guy that gets pushed onto the grenade.
Private Justin Dunham is a worthless foot powder mailing, locker tipping, model tank breaking shitbag, and the fact he is getting married and going to reproduce frightens me.
by kassfactor March 24, 2009
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shitbib

those white toilet seat shaped pieces of paper found in public restrooms that act as a barrier to separate your ass from whatever crud lies on the seat.
"Goddamn dude, I'm so glad i got the last shitbib after that filthy fuck spattered all over the seat with his ass sangrrhea".
by hans jobe January 11, 2009
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Holy Shitballs

Jim Carrey's exclamation of surprise and shock at the acquisition of new evidence, as seen in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective". Can also denote happiness, digust, etc.
"Lois Einhorn? Missing hiker? Holy SHITBALLS!"
by Lolita & Herb March 18, 2007
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shitbag war whore

A military wife that cheats on her husband and doesn't use protection thus winding up preggers.
Judy's husband, Jerry, deployed for a year to Iraq.

Judy fucked harry.

Judy got pregnant and Jerry finds out. Bad military wife bad!You're such a shitbag war whore
by savvy momma May 15, 2009
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shinby

1. A slang term used to describe one in the position of a sex god / pimp
2. A religious way of life
Lets do a shinby (aka. lets be a pimp)
by Theodore Bagwell February 14, 2008
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Shitbass

Shitbass is a genre of music and a music-related subculture which started in Evansville, Indiana with the release of Happy Fascist Italians' "New Rococo Scat Party" in early 2010.

Influenced heavily by speedbass and breakcore, Shitbass songs usually time out around the 1:30 mark and revolve around distorted bassdrums, chopped breaks, and heavy sampling of other musical works and records, often using comedic juxtaposition. As such, the genre is incredibly freeform and constantly changing.

As of 2011, the genre maintains a limited following, is mostly local to Evansville, Indiana, and is exemplified by "musicians" such as Happy Fascist Italians, Volun Woostion, Camel Boy, Morgan Freeman's Junk, Mr. Inedible, and Cassius Cobblebottom.

Shitbass is released through the "Network 24" collective/label; local to Evansville, IN.
I went to that underground shitbass party in Newburgh last night, but got scared off by all the ghetto-ass ravers drinking pabst blue ribbon.
by dankassraveboy January 23, 2011
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shitbooth

Someone who is so full of unsubtantiated second hand conjecture that they become a social septic tank only capable of regurgitating pointless, irrelevant bullshit as that is all that they are full of.
What the fuck was he talking about? How is that even fucking possible, there is no way you can suck your dick by breaking your lower ribs! Lyle is a motherfucking shitbooth.
by Assboxersixtyninethousand January 4, 2008
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