Shitstick

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

by Dan VK December 12, 2003

Shitsticking

An expletive euphemism used to describe anal sex.

"I was shitsticking her when her mum walked in"

"I heard they were shitsticking all night"

"My ass felt like it was being shitsticked when i sat on that rock"

by YRUStillHere!! February 21, 2014

Shagtastic

Extremely Shaggable; Fuckin Awesome

My Day has been Shagtastic

Thats one Shagtastic Chik

by Josh Gray June 27, 2007

sextastic

to describe someone's/something's appearance. Generally implying that it looks so fantastic you would be will to go as far as having sex with it.

"wow Georgie, your hair is looking 'sextastic' today!"

by alexfair8589 January 8, 2008

Sextastic

A descriptive word describing the ultimate hotness.

Corinne is Sextastic

by C|H|R|I|S July 7, 2006

Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

by Pollup January 11, 2008

shagtastic

A line of custom made-to-order area rugs from Unique Carpets Ltd.

They're shag rugs so they're shagtastic. Get it?

by Cletis Emmit Wheelwelker March 11, 2009