shitoker

Stephen Mcanally's greatest toy in the 2000s

Stephen stop playing with your Shitoker (dick)

by ggggg June 12, 2003

Shitto

It is a mutation of the term 'jitto', meaning a marijuana cigarette (or a joint).

A shitto is when you smoke a jitto while taking a shit.
(most common in South Wales, the valleys)

Person A: "Pass my the jitto my man"
Person B: "But dude you're taking a shit"
Person A: "Who cares man there's nothing wrong with a shitto"

by JTiii July 18, 2017

Shitton

Pronounced shit-un. Its a combination of the words shit and ton. Usually used in texting as a time saver (only missing one space so its not much of one). Also used in vocal conversation when trying to emphasize.

Luke: Wanna come over and hang out today?
Owen: I can't, I've got a shitton of homework.
Luke: Bummer.
Owen: Yup.

by LolliLoveMe August 15, 2010

Shittake

Something which is both shit and tacky

OMG her shoes are so shittake!

by Hot-Box April 14, 2009

shitoko

shit

Amanda took a shitoko!

by gspot_88 March 9, 2009

Shittocane

A shit storm of epic proportions which is usually brought about when the "good guy" puts a story about an unsuspecting "bad guy" on the internet. Major news websites eventually pick up the story, and there is such an outrage that the "bad guy" usually ends up being forced to do the "right thing" after hundreds or thousands of phone calls and emails are sent.

I bet Glenn Hyundai in Lexington Kentucky had no idea of the shittocane they were stirring up by screwing that guy out of his new car.

by jalopniker January 21, 2010

Shittaki

The act of having a conversation whilst simultaneously shitting.

Excuse me, I need to crap, can we make this conversation a shittaki?

by Juliatalie May 27, 2016