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shitstick whistler

Derogatory term for a gay man, or an insult implying homosexualility.

Suggests fellatio on a penis that has been used for anal intercourse.
by droopy dogg May 1, 2009
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shittlestick

A long stick that is shoved up a persons ass then used to write with.
bend over so I can write my name on the wall with this shittlestick.
by m costa May 17, 2011
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Shitstick

Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.
by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003
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shitastic

somthing that is shity or really sucks. Like saying someone or something is shity in a better way.
That shirt is fuckin' shitastic.
by jheremy December 19, 2008
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shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.
Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.
by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012
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Shartastic

The feeling of ecstasy after one releases a shart.
After 6 bean burritos for breakfast, 10 minutes, and one giant release, the feeling could only be described as shartastic.
by Joshsanity May 24, 2012
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Shitstick

A tall or thin person that is devoid of any personality.
John: "Jimmy is such a shitstick!"
Frank: "I know, why would he shove a stick up his ass?"
by Pixelasia December 11, 2018
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