shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

Shitka

An annoying anti-aircraft vehicle (ZSU-23-4, a.k.a. Shilka) in Armed Assault 2 (ARMA 2), always manages to lock on and destroy your aircraft at the most annoying times. Can also be pronounced Shitkah or Shitcar.

"Alpha-One engage that skitka 12 o'clock low"
"Copy that Alpha-one, engaging, shit Im hit, I'm hit damn shitka!"

by ricochetKiller October 23, 2011

Shitcation

A shitty vacation.

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"

by BroMike November 8, 2012

Shituated

The result of being comfortable enough on the toilet to start/continue taking a shit.

After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.

by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014

shituationship

When your relationship with someone is better classified as a shitty situation.

"Hey, man, you should ask out Becky!"
"Nah, she's taken, but its a shituationship, so maybe later."

by Inachi June 4, 2015

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

shitbat crazy

Like batshit crazy, only shittier and battier.

My ex-girlfriend was shitbat crazy, but she was great in bed.

by parallel_master December 8, 2017