Shit the bed, Margaret!

An exclamation of surprise, shock, or amazement.

The response "At least it wasn't your pants, Bob," may be used.
"Little Jimmy passed his test? Well shit the bed, Margaret! This calls for a celebration!"
by The Sarah Fish April 17, 2006
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did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.
colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!
by me old fruity October 01, 2006
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have you shit the bed

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)
It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?
by Lee.w October 31, 2017
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Jesus Shit the Bed Christ

A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.

(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)

First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.
1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'

2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'

3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'
by TerranceGrapes April 06, 2011
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Shit in Bed!!

This word is usually used when you're surprised about something. Also, it is used after making a mistake (can be used in replacement of "shit!" or "fuck" in this context). After looking into some history on the origins of this word, it is believed that the original bed that the word came from was Wilfy's daughter's bed. Wilfy is a Boatthat.
1) Haru Chan: my parents beat me

Wilfy: Shit in Bed!!

2)Yuki: oh no I got pizza crust stuck in Boatzy's urethra...Shit in Bed!!
by Wilfyisaboatthat February 21, 2021
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Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John
by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022
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Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed
Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!
by Night-crew December 15, 2021
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