Be siting next to someone in school, and as your friend walks by the victim yell SHIPWRECK! Then you and your friend knock over his desk on to him so it pushes him down and squishes him. Then when the teacher sees or hears it, make it look like it was the victims fault fault.
Me- SHIPWRECK! *lifts desk*
Friend- rawr! *pushes victims desk on to him*
*crash*
Victim- Aagh! What the fuck!?
Teacher-Did you just say the F-word?
Victim- What? No! Well yes but-
Teacher- Go to the office right now!
*Victim leaves*
Me and my Friend- lol
Friend- rawr! *pushes victims desk on to him*
*crash*
Victim- Aagh! What the fuck!?
Teacher-Did you just say the F-word?
Victim- What? No! Well yes but-
Teacher- Go to the office right now!
*Victim leaves*
Me and my Friend- lol
by Blunderbuss666 June 3, 2009
Get the shipwreck mug.Surround sound made from scavenged parts of other stereos/soundsystems with a jimmy-rigged base unit
Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Usually not functional as actual surround sound but loud as hell and subject to spasms in connections resulting in horrible loud sounds
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Pirate - Hey you coming over to watch the Matrix this weekend?
Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does
Mark - No way man, last time your shipwreck surround sound made spasticated tuba sounds all night and we had to keep stopping the film to adjust the cables. And you don't understand the Matrix like I do, no one does
by JanitorJo July 7, 2011
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by Davercadaver June 12, 2011
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There is nothing worse than a hangover unless you wake up with a hangover after a night of shipwrecking.
by peachweasel July 18, 2014
Get the shipwrecking mug.The station pertaining to a particular shipwreck (broken heart), or set of shipwrecks (broken hearts) which can occur during a sea calamity.
Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.
As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.
Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.
Picture a fine, vast, ancient sailing vessel made of wood, brass, and quartz. Dashed on the rocks. Now imagine the vessel was a human heart.
As in drunkenship, only pertaining to matters of the heart, rather than the drink.
Can indicate the need to fill a void and lead to; emptiness, loneliness, chronic excessive romantic attachment.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
Causes sadness and nobody knows why. I think it's booty. Pirate treasure. Lookin' for love in all the wrong places.
This shipwreck! I tell you, ever since Charlene did wrong by me, I've been dashed on the rocks. Can't get no love, not even from a pirate girl.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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