Shining the cue ball

To cum on a bald man’s head

Person 1: Dude have you seen how good the skin on Brian’s bald head is?!

Person 2: Yeah I have, his boyfriend must be shining the cue ball

Shining the cue ball by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

rise 'n' shining 

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

rise 'n' shining by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

knight in shining lycra

heroic homosexual

i couldnt do anything with my hair until eric my hairdresser came like a knight in shining lycra and made me beautiful

knight in shining lycra by dave namegah February 3, 2009

butt shining 

This is a Southern term for exposing bare skin inappropriately, butt, belly, breasts, crotch, etc.

Now I'm not taking you to the pool with your butt shining!

butt shining by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020

Knight in Shining Armor 

A man that helps out a woman when she is in distress. A chivalrous male that protects women if necessary.

A man that protects his lady friend from a bad dude.
Conversation:
Woman: My bag was stolen!
Knight in Shining Armor: Let me chase him down for you!
Woman: Thanks, you're like my knight in shining armor!

Knight in Shining Armor by Aadrward April 28, 2008

In Shining Armor 

The most useless perk in Fallout New Vegas, added by the Dead Money DLC. Available at Level 2, for some reason, and requires 20 Repair, and 70 Science skill points. All because of one programming error, it has become the most infamous perk ever to exist since Here and Now. Even if you use unofficial bug fixes, it's still useless.

Person1: Oh boy! I levelled up! Should i take In Shining Armor? It sounds cool, since i wear Metal Armor!
Person2: Dude, don't take that one. Don't waste your perk point on this one.

In Shining Armor by Truths and Facts May 2, 2021

Shaft Shining 

A sex act performed on guys by girls with wet vaginas, where she rubs her groolon his hard cock while the tip stays inside her, thus putting a shine on his shaft.

Felicia is the shaft shining queen stroking Ponch's cock like that.

Shaft Shining by Mr_0Wtf March 7, 2017