alex shepard

the best boyfriend ever like wow
he’s quite weird but funny affff 😍😍

everyone: woah do you go out with alex shepard

me: yeahh

everyone: wow ur lucky bruh

by pineapplesarepeng1234 October 28, 2019

new shepard

Inspired by the Bezos rocket; the male penis.
“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”

“I believe New Shepard is ready for lift off!”

by PeteSapp July 20, 2021

Salisbury Shepard

A Salisbury Shepard is category of people that like to smear shit on women. (Not always male)

That Salisbury Shepard smeared shit on my mom! Let’s beat his ass!

by Arrestz September 3, 2021

Shepard

A tyrant, the tyranny of evil humans, not just evil men/males. A shepard might seem to be a good natured humanitarian on the surface, doing charitable things for people, integrating people of all walks of life, feeding the hungry, and so on, but the shepard will always think of himself as more powerful and closer to god than the sheep, which is why the shepard thinks of himself/herself as leading the sheep/herd of people from behind, walking behind them with a cane (it's interesting how cane and the biblical name Cain sound the same, though they are spelled differently).

The girl thought of herself as the shepard, and of others as the sheep, looking to her for guidance and preaching, and never questionig her authority or what she actually practiced herself.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

shepard's delight

when you go to bed at night with a red head going down on you

last night that ginger chick stayed over and i had shepard's delight

by charlie chimdale September 7, 2022

Derek Shepard

Best neurosurgeon in Seattle. Honestly toxic but he is “mcdreamy” sooo. Meredith’s husband. ALSO Meredith + Derek = Merder
Derek is toxic when he doesn’t get what he wants. However if verbally he is amazing and kind.

I am I love with Derek Shepard
They were the great love story, I mean that girls heart beat for Derek Shepard. It just never occurred to me that she would ever be with anyone else.

by Beienuenusbsb January 10, 2022

Alan b shepard

Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, lots of smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u every fight ur in it, fuck mr kane that gay old nigga gave me a 3 hour.

Alan b shepard:

Cmon bro lets skip I got some nic
Nah im good
Cmon man x3

by Mexican mf April 14, 2022