Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

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Shelking

To take frozen hotdogs, cover them with cayenne pepper, and use as a sex toy.

The two homosexual gentlemen were shelking each other until their anuses were numb and bleeding.

by SupremeJackazz May 5, 2016

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sheeping it

Sheeping it is very similar to when one would say to "wing it", except in this definition we are referring to sheep instead of the winged creatures known as "birds". Sheeping it also refers to sleeping in, because it is often thought to fall asleep faster one would count sheep.

Sidenote: Please count the sheep and not instead sex the sheep.

Example 1:
Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: Naw, I'll just sheep it.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why were you so late to work???
Person 2: I was sheeping it.

by Da real roggo August 11, 2017

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