shark repellent bat spray

A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.

Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.

Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!

by TheGammaGeek May 25, 2011

Shark

A shark is a very beautiful creature that is misunderstood. The shark is very interesting and different from humans. The shark has gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. These creatures can accidentally mistake humans for the food they eat on a regular basis. This includes seals occasionally, large fish, and very rarely other small sharks. These amazing animals must be recognized and saved.

If you have a different belief in sharks your whole life will change :)

by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020

Baby Shark

The end of the human population. Our domination. THE MONSTROSITY OF THE WORLD.

Listening to Baby Shark made the sun implode.

by MoneyFi$h January 26, 2019

Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."

by joebob16 January 21, 2010

Shark carpet

Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago

"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."

by Tacitblu July 19, 2016

toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..

be right back, gotta go feed the toilet sharks..

by brownbomma November 1, 2010

don shark

1. A middle aged man searching for adventure.

2. After a copious amount of alcohol is consumed a normal Don Juan(who is awesome by himself) turns into a shark. Once in shark form(drunk) all women become prey even if married.

Don shark came out last night.

by Buckeyes_suck January 3, 2014