Shane 

Shane, one of the sweetest and most caring guys out there.
his smile like a breath of spring

his eyes, like a sea, deep and easy to get lost in
his hair is beautiful and hella soft
he loves his sports and when hes committed, hes committed
Shane is very loyal and will stay unless you get to clingy, they need some space and dont really like being obsessed over
never take a Shane for granted cause if you lose him, you lose a lot with it
Shane, if you're reading this, i love you!!

omg shane is so sweet!, he walked me to my car and gave me his sweatshirt, i think im in love!

Shane by calciumwater69 December 7, 2019

Shane 

To make fun of someone completely to the point where they have been utterly rinsed.

Ahhh mate you just got fully shaned.

Shane by gfdgfdsffds August 16, 2010

Shane 

I naughty little hobbit like creature that walks around slightly bent over and hobbles like a duck. He dwells in dark area's on the hunt for meat.

This creature is dangerous and should be avoided or he may take your jewels.

Watch out! I see Shane!!

Shane by rubrub July 1, 2010

Shane 

A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.

Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.

However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.

syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."

Shane by helovesmeeee July 17, 2009

shane 

a person that thinks he is so awesome, so full of him self that one day he will actually implode from all the bullshit stored inside him

you think your so great, your name must be shane

shane by ihateshane January 20, 2009

Shane 

Shane is a character on The L Word who 'Loves 'em and leaves 'em'.

'#1: You haven't pulled a Shane have you?
#2: Yeah.'

'#1: You better not go all Shane on me!
#2: Don't worry I won't.'

Shane by Rebecca Manning March 30, 2008

Shane 

Shane has anger issues needs helps gives alot of dick and is small but sexy

Shane Everything good cums in small packages

Shane by Shankiid November 30, 2019