shmammerhammered

drunk to the point of which one cannot control their own bodily functions.

me- "did doo doo just shit on the floor while throwing up?!?"
you- "hes pretty shmammerhammered, you should check on him."

by pongChamp92 April 23, 2011

shmammered

The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.

I wanna get really shmammered tonight!

by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011

Shmammerblasted

Basically a new form of crunk, bopped,wasted, faded, and or lifted. Adj. Shmammerblasted- the act of being drunk or getting drunk to the point of being incoherant of whats going on around you.

Dude i cant even see your face right now. I'm Shmammerblasted!

by Jpuke June 1, 2011

shamacked

High ass fucked; high off of weed

Johnny and I are going to get shamacked over the weekend.

by Dr. Swaggalicious December 2, 2011

Shamaned

The state of mind one gets after smoking an incredibly large amount of marijuana, whether in bong, joint, or bowl form.
Usually, it is a very cerebral and intense high, making one do things they normally would not do when sober.

"Fuck, man! I am so shamaaannneeeddddddd"

"Dude I got so shamaned last night, I started a World of Warcraft account for my sister"

"I pissed all over myself after I got home from the Lord of the Rings marathon last night, man... I was so shamaned"

by chumbucket21 February 4, 2012

Shammied

Taking someone else's potato fries using hands which have been used to eat food soaked in a variety of sauces.

Friend A takes Friend Bs fries with a hand full of sauce infecting the remaining plate of fries. "Oh man, just got shammied"

by MrHygiene March 25, 2013

shmammered

(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered

Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!

by garygarland November 23, 2015