Shabated

When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.

I was so horny when I was taking a dump I had to rub one out and I shabated.

by scythe74 November 24, 2018

shagbag

A condom

I bet that man Hugh Hefner raw dogged every blonde that came through the playboy mansion, no shagbag for him.

by rawdogga 91 September 28, 2017

Shaggathong

Where a group of male and females jump on a car, the females all wear thongs where the guys shag the Fuck outta them. Better known as the shaggathong.

(guy says to female) Wanna jump on the Shaggathong tonight?

by CheesyTwanger01 December 3, 2017

slagbat

A penis of terrifyingly large proportions.

Glenda : You seem to be walking uncomfortably today Brenda.
Brenda : I didn't realise until too late that he was equipped with a slagbat.

by Borksley May 24, 2018

Shagbag

A bag used when one does not have a partner to shag.

“I fucking love my new shagbag. It’s better at sex than Brenda and it doesn’t complain”

by I know all your secrets April 29, 2019

Shanbate

Shanbate- word used for sad masterbation
(Crying over a girl while masturbating)

She dosent lie me oh well time to shanbate

by Hallysadcunt October 8, 2019

Shagbag

A language, also a term for someone who is an idiot and is stupid if your a shagbag i dont like you but... shagbag can also be good... so if your a shagbag i like you!

Person 1: I love pizza
Person:2 I HATE PIZZA
Person1:YOU STUPID SHAGBAG I HOPE YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF AND DIE IN A PIT

by Hu Tao's Biggest Fan November 14, 2021