A man with a plan, and everyhting he says.....GOES! He is featured on many FOX police chase shows and struts his stuff. Walking through a minefield without fail. Walking through a tornado and his hair is still perfectly shaped! He is everywhere at every time, and ready to piss you off, or save your life!
So get ready, this is going to be a FAST ride!
So get ready, this is going to be a FAST ride!
"This bohemian bovine bastard skyrockets down the highway at triple digit speeds, but that's no match for the police officers 320 HORSES!"
by D. Hunter March 18, 2005
Get the Sheriff John Bunnellmug. 
‘The Sheriff of Lone Gulch’ is an animated gay porn film, where a sheriff has to take down the town’s criminals, but they all get along with some sex. It’s usually played with a sped up version of Ballin by Mustard. The film is made by Animan Studios.
by REALkirbo February 26, 2023
Get the The Sheriff of Lone Gulchmug. Man 1: "Where were you last night?"
Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"
Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"
by Disney Sheriff of Nottingham December 4, 2010
Get the Disney Sheriff of Nottinghammug. One who is appointed the duty of pickin up shit logs (feces) left behind by dogs, also known as bountys that need collecting.
Hey Kristan, Shit-Log sheriff, theres a bounty that needs a collecting over here, its reekin pretty bad, come get it.
by theshitlogdeputy March 5, 2011
Get the Shit-Log Sheriffmug. one who likes to give it up the shit pipe.. a man who is after a bit of bum-fun (the giver not the givee)
by donna-chester! March 11, 2008
Get the shit pipe sheriffmug. To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.
by T-time June 8, 2005
Get the Rusty Sheriff's Badgemug.