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The Sheriff

While going down on a woman you make a pretend gun with your hand. Insert your pointer and middle fingers into her vagina, your ring finger into her ass, and massage her clit with your thumb. Another variation is the deputy, which is basically the same thing minus the finger in the ass.
last night I made her squeel when i gave her the sheriff!
by crownknot1 October 1, 2005
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Ventura County Sheriff

Fat lazy cops who are bored 99% of the time and have nothing better to do than to run around busting teenagers for smoking pot. When it comes to real police work count them out.... They're only interested in things that require minimal or no work on their part. This is caused by the above stated symptoms they show of being fat and lazy and as long as they have their way will continue to do absolutely nothing but harass and arrest the youth of Ventura County for pointless shit.
by sheisaterror November 3, 2008
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Print Screen Sheriff

Someone who will print screen everything potentially embarassing that someone says on IM.
Usually one of those really annoying people that could make absolutely ANYTHING an innuendo for something.
Josh: well tell me when you want it
Beth: :D
Beth: oh i will Josh.
Beth: *print screens*
Josh: You're such a print screen sheriff!
Beth: Keeping the IM world safer for both of us.
by |Beth! January 11, 2008
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polish the rusty sheriff's badge

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.
"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
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butt sheriff

patroler of the anus
A lover of black penis named Jackie LeBlanc patrols asshole all night in her butt sheriff mobile.
by Tyrone Nagger September 25, 2007
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rusty sheriff badge

Bill took it in the rusty sheriff badge.
by Josh April 23, 2004
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crack sheriff

1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.

2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.
That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs

dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!
by Good_Mario December 14, 2008
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