seizure penis

1. An out of control Penis
2. A Penis that cums at the most inoppurtune times.

1. Man i sure had a seizure penis last night.
2. I had a seizure penis last night at church.

by JSB15 July 11, 2008

Bieber Seizure

The act of suddenly singing, talking, acting like, being a fan girl over, or obsessing over Justin Bieber.

I was sitting next to Alia when all of a sudden she started to sing "baby", by Justin Bieber, she was was having a Bieber Seizure.

Alia- "Baby, baby, baby oooooh,"

Valerie-" Bieber Seizure much?"

Alia-" yes... :/"

by Waldo i miss you February 15, 2011

seizure robots

robots that give you an epeleptic seizure

dude i was looking at this website and seizure robots popped up and i had a seizure

by Lord Xalian December 03, 2003

grandma-seizure

To stare off into spaze, and or associated with loss of stabilization and foundation.

My boy hit that bong so hard he went into a grandma-seizure

by YankIt07 March 28, 2010

Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.

Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...

by Intelligence001 December 30, 2016

cat on a seizure

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.

Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!

by Michi Chan May 24, 2005

Facebook seizure

When a person signs on and off of facebook repeatedly in a specific period of time

Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.

Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.

by cleversenorita May 30, 2011