zoom-zoom sized

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

by cabbageASS February 13, 2005

Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.

A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.

by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010

Teddy sized

Anything can be teddy sized if its really fucking huge, just as teddy is

Man that was a fucking teddy sized breakfast!

by Broagan October 8, 2008

pint sized pepe

when you have sex with a very short man

Normal bro: Ever done the pint sized pepe with Danny Devito?
Stupid bro: what, no what does that mean the fuck get out of here you perve!

by joasede bariglow June 25, 2019

plus-sized

Fat. See full figured.

Person1: What do you think of "plus-sized" models?
Person2: Fat.

by Guru May 10, 2006

Youngstown King-Sized Bed

Two twin-sized mattresses, usually of inferior quality and purchased from a discount mattress outlet, pushed together to make a bed similar in size to a King. Named after the city of Youngstown, Ohio, where this concept was developed.

We couldn't afford a standard or California King so we got a Youngstown King-Sized Bed instead.

by TheYO May 14, 2011

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.

Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

by David Kinglord November 21, 2006