Void stiles

This man will murder you with his killer looks.total fucking badass. And sexy as all hell.

Priest: how have you sinned
Me:I have been having sexual fantasies about void stiles and Dylan O'Brien
Priest:...
Me:....
Priest:me to
Me: FUCK off bitch, I saw him first

by Just a country girl May 1, 2022

Snack that smiles back, children!

It’s purpose it to be funny

Snack that smiles back, children! Is meant to be funny and not harmful

by Pugglehuff12712869 November 7, 2021

julia stiles

She's hot.

Julia Stiles was in "Ten Things I Hate About You".

by Orange Girl September 13, 2003

Sexless Wreck

The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.

Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.

Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman March 23, 2011

All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.

I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."

by mourkeer August 13, 2012

Ass that Smiles

To be a great person who brings delight to the world.

Man, did you see that lady? She brings me so much joy. She's got an ass that smiles.

by trufrend June 8, 2009

julia seiler

the most badass chick ever. i love her.

wow i feel lame, i wish i was julia seiler...

by juliaseilerfan4456754638 August 24, 2008