Security Task Force

Security Task Force is an elite group of lowkey users on the internet that solve people's problems. The group terminates cringy fandoms and troll extremist. The organization also allies with various organizations such as TPNG, KE, ACR, TVES, and more. The group mainly operates on Google+ and hacks and doxxes if necessary.

Damn man, Security Task Force just terminated those motherfuckers!

by Secutity Task Force July 2, 2016

security blanket sex syndrome

When a male or female feels uncomfortable having sex in someone else's house or apartment. They can only fornicate in listening distance of their parent(s).

Boy: "Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment so we can have some alone time?"

Girl: "I'm not a huge fan of sleeping with you at your place, I would feel more comfortable with you pounding me in my parents guest room."

Boy: "Thats the room next to your parents?"

Girl: "I know" (wearing a very dirty smile)

Boy: "You definitely have security blanket sex syndrome, I should probably go look for someone else, but I think your hott so I'll be by in a little bit"

by brandyOnIce February 21, 2011

security deposit

Ejaculation into a condom.

Bob: I hope you used protection with that ho you banged last night.
Joe: Yeah, I made a security deposit.

by Celestial Parsnip September 4, 2003

Security Leak

When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.

See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.

Example of SECURITY LEAK

Dear Sponsor,

I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!

Regards,
Mbutu

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

Security Wipe

When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.

Used in the confirmation of a shart.

I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

security nebbish

The equivalent of a Star Trek Redshirt, these ominous looking people are usually dressed in black tactical gear (but also can be in street clothes.)Their only purpose is to be killed by the protagonist (if they are protecting the bad guys) or killed by the antagonist or his minions (if they are protecting the Good Guys). It is pointless having them around in either situation because their main use is to plug up gaping plot holes in an idiotic movie.

"Man, look at all of that firepower!"
"Most of them are Security Nebbishes so they won't be able to harm us."

by CryHavoc July 17, 2019

Security forces

A highly trained somewhat lethal Force comprised of extremely depressed airman who drink there sorrow away

That airman just got his 5th dui he must be security forces

by Chiefkeef January 23, 2020