damn it yang stop eating mah food! Stop being a seagull
gang bang yang ching chong ching ding bang hang king lane dong
kingkong
gang bang yang ching chong ching ding bang hang king lane dong
kingkong
by mr jefferson September 30, 2007

by ry to the ry April 19, 2006

When a group of two or more men stumble upon a drunk or otherwise incapacitated female and descend upon her in order to sexually assault or rape her, much like seagulls flock and dive to the surface for scraps of food.
A group of three men found a woman passed out in a dark alley with no one around and decided they were going to begin seagulling her by taking turns.
by xerobane May 7, 2018

A derogatory term for a lurker who briefly acts like a troll, then quickly goes back to lurking. Someone who posts an inflammatory discussion on a BBS system, then doesn't acknowledge any responses.
That bitch is such a seagull, she totally lied about Justin Timberlake online, and then she wouldn't acknowledge it after we proved she was wrong.
by Calvin Lawson April 20, 2008

When people hide in the closet while others have sex, they begin to masturbate and when they are about to jizz they all break out and cum on those having intercourse, those who were in the closet then proceed to flap their arms, run in a circle and make seagull noises.
by AdmiralShenanigans March 4, 2012

by Thom Dixon July 4, 2005

Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.
by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012
