Scuttlefuck

A spastic and annoying younger teenage boy.

Guy 1: did you see what Zach did the other day at lunch?
Guy 2: yeah what a scuttlefuck.

by Leon Carmichael November 3, 2016

scuttlebopper

A person who doesn’t contribute at all to a cause, yet reaps the rewards

That fucking scuttlebopper stole all the damn loot even though he didn’t do shit

by Hubert cockenheimer January 30, 2021

scuttleboobs

Da local rumor about what a gal's chest-pillows are like.

If a lady interests you merely because you want to "squeeze theeze", then familiarizing yourself wif da scuttleboobs may be sufficient for you; if you're hoping to also spank her and/or "do it doggie-style", however, you'll want to know da scuttlebutt, as well.

by QuacksO January 13, 2023