most like dry sex. mix b/w humping and sex. just with your clothes on. best achieved when the male is in a foldable chair. hehe.
positioning-
guy sits in chair, girl strattles guy. girl rubs her _____ aginst the guy's penis.the guy also does work in this process. while the girl is humping the guy is doing just the same. until their movements are in tune. and both get overly stimulated, hehe
positioning-
guy sits in chair, girl strattles guy. girl rubs her _____ aginst the guy's penis.the guy also does work in this process. while the girl is humping the guy is doing just the same. until their movements are in tune. and both get overly stimulated, hehe
anna-"me and jordan were scrumping the other nite and it was amazing!!"
audrey-"noway??!!! not fair!!...what am i saying? me and ben were doing that last nite too!!!!"
audrey-"noway??!!! not fair!!...what am i saying? me and ben were doing that last nite too!!!!"
by audrey March 28, 2004
the act of two people dry humping on the floor which may or may not lead to sexual intercourse. Beware the person on top may obtain severe carpet burns from performing this act.
by N- jiggity dog August 19, 2011
by irrelevant September 14, 2003
by scrump January 25, 2003
To dance to, or sing along with, a song. Often used as "nonsense" syllable or an acceptable replacement for syllables or words that are unclear (like "na" or "la").
by Scrumperoo August 17, 2008
Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time
Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.
by dangerous dave April 13, 2005
Those little gross smelly yellow chunks of rotten food that you cough up sometimes. Consider it a throat booger.
by cpdcrsdr January 22, 2013