scottish curse

1) Having to fight off women from birth, all Scotsmen are born with this.
2) The Scotland National Team
3) Scottish Weather

1) "oh! plethora of naked women! please, one or two at a time! I can only fit one breast in my mouth at a time! wait your turn! theres enough of me to go around! oh damn this scottish curse"
2)
commentator: "AND KENNY MILLER MISSES ANOTHER SITTER!"
me: "aw for fucksake, scottish curse"
3) "pissin' of rain again, fuckin scottish curse"

by Zeb MacHaggis May 17, 2006

Scottish Rocks

The best basketball team in Scotland.

''What a pass from Singleton of the Scottish Rocks''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Scrotamise

when someone out of anger uses their scrotum as a weapon, thus by rubbing someone elses belongs on it or touching the sweaty sack then touching a desired person.

he got so mad at frank that he took his sunglasses and scrotamised them

by funky rabbi May 13, 2009

scotirish

when a child is born of scots and irish parents

of course my child is not a brit , he is scotirish,

by HeidtheBaw March 6, 2009

Saroitis

1. An infection in the eye or the eye retna which causes the eyes to be confused when looking in one direction. One eye looks in the correct direction, the other looks completely opposite.

2. History has shown that you are able to contract saroitis in the legs if the disease spreads, the only way the disease can spread to the legs is if you have someone who suffers saroitis staring at your legs, or you have had a close physical encounter with a saroitis sufferer.

Doctor: "Hi there, unfortunately you have contracted saroitis in your right retna"

Patient: "What's that mean"

Doctor: "You have contracted a disease of the right retna of your eye which will cause a general lack of direction of the eye, one eye will go left, one eye will go right"

Patient: "Is it cureable?"

Doctor: "The cure is for you to close your eyes"

Patient: "But I ccca"

Doctor: "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"

by NotoriousD.I.G June 17, 2009

Scottish Time Machine

Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.

"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."

by jdubs319 April 17, 2011

Scottish bandana

A sexual favor offered as a sign of appreciation to a newly arrived tourist from a foreign land.

Gretchen was so happy that William's band played in her remote hometown, she offered him a Scottish bandana.

by Chellacked March 13, 2015