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Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.
"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."
by jdubs319 March 31, 2011
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