A disgusting overweight woman who is easily mistaken for a man. They are defined by their unsightly facial hair, their obvious lack of personal hygiene, and a general attitude of not giving a shit about life anymore.
SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples
You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.
SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples
You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.
Whoa, I just did a triple-take - that dude wasn't really a dude! That was a SCHOMP! Hell ya, first schomp sighting of the summer! (*high five*)
Oh my gosh, that schomp looks like Hulk Hogan...wtf. I've gotta take a picture and send it to my friend.
That McDonalds cashier was such a schomp
Oh my gosh, that schomp looks like Hulk Hogan...wtf. I've gotta take a picture and send it to my friend.
That McDonalds cashier was such a schomp
by Denver 78 October 8, 2014
Get the Schomp mug.Similar to the line of scrimmage in football. It's an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her - aka fuck her.
It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
Billy: I've tried everything with Beth and she won't let me in there.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.
Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.
Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.
by Prophecyrob June 17, 2009
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by hittinlinezzz April 24, 2008
Get the scomp mug.Scompton is the name used to represent where The Scum Lifestyle Movement began; South Central, Ontario or known by its native name, Ruscom.
It is nowhere related to the nickname used for Scarborough, located on the east-end of Toronto.
It is nowhere related to the nickname used for Scarborough, located on the east-end of Toronto.
by racoon_skinner October 20, 2010
Get the Scompton mug.Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004
Get the scrumpable mug.1.)The complete and utter opposite of class and wealth. Scounging and lax in personal hygiene.
2.)One who looks like they stink before you actually smell them.
2.)One who looks like they stink before you actually smell them.
by Crystal and James January 20, 2007
Get the Scrumpa-doodoo mug.Verb: To scramp around
A verb that describes any meaningless, unnamed action. ie rolling around on the floor, throwing things inappropriately, being obnoxious, etc.
A verb that describes any meaningless, unnamed action. ie rolling around on the floor, throwing things inappropriately, being obnoxious, etc.
by ambizzler March 6, 2010
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