scratcher

A tattoo artist who is untrained and usually can't tatoo worth a shit. They frequently place their clients health at risk by re-using needles, not sterilizing equipment, and not covering their machines.

"Wow, that tattoo looks all splotchy and blurred. You're artist is a fucking scratcher!"

by NChick1987 December 28, 2005

spritcher

Someone who walks in on people whilst they are performing a sexual act, either by accident or on purpose.

Get out the room, man! We're in the middle of some raunchy sex. Dude, you're such a spritcher!

by Horny Dawny July 3, 2006

Scrotcher

cross between a scratch and crotch, for a male or female who habitually scratches their crotch, possibly in an attempt to relieve sexual itch

That guys a scrotcher for sure. Andy hasn't got any in weeks he's tuning out to be a right scrotcher.

by Ed and steve August 19, 2008

stretched quimosine

An extremely elongated fanny that has taken plenty of people for a ride.

I heard Betty has a stretched quimosine.

by ButtMonkeyUK June 12, 2009

stitched lips

having "stitched lips" means that won't tell on your affiliates for doing dirt
usually used within gangs or criminal organizations

"Stitched lip society"
"I kept em stitched lips bro"

by misfortune December 15, 2017

Scritchin

Amazing, cool, awesome. This word can be whatever you want it to be. It's like the word "Smurf": It can be used in any context, anywhere, anyhow.

L. A.: "Dude, that's totally scritchin!"
Mme. M.: "Scritch to the max!"

by Shelby Longbottom March 11, 2018

Chihuahua Scratcher

A person that scratches chihuahuas.

Did you see Irina last night? She's a real chihuahua scratcher.

by Flying Dutchman June 5, 2018