Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

Screwed McFucked

A fun way to state that something or someone is severely screwed and/or fucked. Inspired by the name Scrooge McDuck from the 90s cartoon Duck Tales.

- "they only take cash"
- "all i have is plastic"
- "the atm is out of order"
- "shit, we are screwed mcfucked"

by jibo March 15, 2007

screwed

Music that is slowed down/has the pitch changed to play slower by mostly DJs using Turntables or computer programs.

"That song sounds better screwed"

by Devilish Eminem June 23, 2003

Chopped and Screwed

A style of music revelutionized by Southern Rap, and more exclusively, Swisha House. Taking a song and making it skip, stretching syllables, scratching, etc..

I got that Chamillionaire and Mike Jones cd, they both are chopped and screwed.

by Labrite March 12, 2005

screwed

When U are in big trouble.

Kid 1: Oh crap, i crashed my parent's new Escalade!
Kid 2: Haha! Your SCREWED! Haha!

by ShadoDude June 10, 2005

cork-screwed

The moment when you got yourself into a jam and your helpless at to what the outcome will be. Also it may happen so fast the impending result will most defintivel be unfavorable to your life plan.
I think I made it up. I think I invented the phrase since I don' think it was in a moovie.
What you do when you put a screw in wrong and have to take it out-"I have to unscrew what you 2 cork-screwed up"

"Damn, dawg your cork-screwed"

Your to busy cork-screwing me over...

I told Tonya her boobs were fake and now she gonna tell everyone I slept with the teacher assistant, basically I'm cork-screwed.

by Dr. Christophe November 13, 2004

The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.

Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?

by Beelzebub Jones May 21, 2011