Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis

"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"

by Lilac de Nubia October 31, 2013

Scandinavian bullwhip

The act of shitting in a sock and beating someone with it. Commonly used as a form of sexual pleasure.

Yo! Make a Scandinavian bullwhip and hit me with it!

by They Call Me Tater. June 26, 2010

stragina

A stragina is a usually a straight, but bi-curious man that hooks up with other guys and likes to wear women's panties and treated like a woman. You typically see these straginas at the redneck bars, hunting, fishing, participating at tea party rallies usually with some homophobic statement sign.

Straight (man) + Vagina(envy) = stragina

Gay 1: What did you do last night?
Gay 2: I went on Craigslist looking for some straight man.
Gay 1: Any luck?
Gay 2: Sorta. I met this married guy who was 6'3, 190, big and butch...but....
Gay 1: But?
Gay 2: It was that guy that beat me up at the bar 4 years ago, he didn't remember me, and as he took of his pants he tells me that he wants to bottom, then I saw his pink lace panties.
Gay 1: OMG, a stragina?!
Gay 2: Yep. I told him to get his stuff and go, I don't need that crap.

by nailingstr8wood August 16, 2010

Scandinavian Wind Tunnel

When a man thrusts his penis so hard into a womans asshole, a blast of air comes out her mouth.

Bailey: "How was your girl last night?"
William: "OMG soo good"
Bailey: "What did you do with her?"
William: "I gave her a Scandinavian Wind Tunnel"
Bailey: *steps back in complete awe*

by chicklick September 11, 2014

Scandinavian Fish Market

You're doin your girl doggie style and you fillet a fish on her back. Enjoy

"Aw Dad this fish tastes superb"
"I got it from the Scandinavian Fish Market"

by th3 g0ggl3r July 26, 2009

scandinavian

People in northern Europe, stereotyped as being tall and feminine. The women are blonde and skinny. The men are tall and androgynous, and sometimes get mistaken for the women.

Scandinavian people are hot.

by randy blakewood July 9, 2011