A gay three way sex position in which a man holds another man’s anus open with his toes; the man gets anally penetrated by the other man. Then the man who held it open with his toes gets toe fungus that is blue, black, pink, and purple.
by McScrunger October 10, 2018
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This ploy may work on account of the subject still bearing remnants of his respectable past, may be fairly well-attired, and, besides a comical slur, appear articulate and well-mannered. Some playful flirting and/or shameless compliments are vital components in the Scrounge Lizard's armoury.
These tools cease to be available after more than two successful stints during the day. At this time the Scrounge Lizard, having consumed his bodyweight in cheap hooch and pissed his pants at least once, may resort to less affable and more direct means of fuelling his addiction, although when his flagrant piking is challenged the charm offensive is redeployed, to sometimes devestating effect.
Note: the Scrounge Lizard's natural habitat forbids off-licences as domains, usually because the clientele will not be susceptible to charm or sympathy.
This ploy may work on account of the subject still bearing remnants of his respectable past, may be fairly well-attired, and, besides a comical slur, appear articulate and well-mannered. Some playful flirting and/or shameless compliments are vital components in the Scrounge Lizard's armoury.
These tools cease to be available after more than two successful stints during the day. At this time the Scrounge Lizard, having consumed his bodyweight in cheap hooch and pissed his pants at least once, may resort to less affable and more direct means of fuelling his addiction, although when his flagrant piking is challenged the charm offensive is redeployed, to sometimes devestating effect.
Note: the Scrounge Lizard's natural habitat forbids off-licences as domains, usually because the clientele will not be susceptible to charm or sympathy.
"What took you so long? I've been in here ten minutes."
"Oh yeah sorry, i was stuck swatting away some pathetic scrounge lizard outside."
"Oh yeah sorry, i was stuck swatting away some pathetic scrounge lizard outside."
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 5, 2009
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When a fry a cook wrings out liquid from a wash cloth, sweat ban, dish towl, sponge, shamwow, or other obsorbent thing onto, under or around your hamburger while cooking it up special just for you.
Matt and Trevor got the shaky shitts after eating those scrunge burgers at the cafe.
My double bacon chease burger tasted like soap, that scanky ass bitch cooked me another scrunge burger
Jimmy was so hungry he could eat a sack of scrunge burgers.
Luther wrang out his sweat band on the griddle before cooking those cops a good old fashiond scrunge burger.
My double bacon chease burger tasted like soap, that scanky ass bitch cooked me another scrunge burger
Jimmy was so hungry he could eat a sack of scrunge burgers.
Luther wrang out his sweat band on the griddle before cooking those cops a good old fashiond scrunge burger.
by Scurveydog June 30, 2012
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Get the scourge cat mug.Derogatory term used to describe large amounts of unsightly pubic hair. Commonly found on men who don't clean underneath their fingernails they are also a major choking hazard when performing cunnilingus on girls who should get themselves a ladyshaver.
by Agent-80 October 1, 2005
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