A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.
My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023
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Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.
by calicanuck July 26, 2013
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by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017
Get the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow mug.Refers to an instance when one goes to release a fart and ends up sharting his/herself. The person then vomits as a result of the disgust from the sharting. To acheive a Scottsdale 1-2, the shart (1) must come before the ralphing (2).
I had Taco Bell for my last six meals, the Scottsdale 1-2 was virtually inevitable.
I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.
I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.
by Reggie Stallwater November 3, 2010
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by painshowerintheladyflower April 21, 2011
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were life revolves around fake tans, big boobs guys who are dicks, and wiggers.
life here is a popularity contest, oh yeah and it doesn't matter if you have a great personality all people care about is how pretty you are on the outside.
So who wants to live in scottsdale?
I think no one
were life revolves around fake tans, big boobs guys who are dicks, and wiggers.
life here is a popularity contest, oh yeah and it doesn't matter if you have a great personality all people care about is how pretty you are on the outside.
So who wants to live in scottsdale?
I think no one
by IWantToLeaveScottsdaleNOW May 13, 2009
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by ny_zookeeper March 4, 2009
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