One of the best friends that someone could hope for. He will stand by your side and will help you out if you need it. He like sci-fi things and is a hell of a pot head.
by Tallus Karikkar September 27, 2010
by Brodo89 November 22, 2016
The Sweetest, Cutest, Nicest, Hottest, Sexiest, Most Lovable Person on this Planet. Hazel Eyes(Blue, Then Green, Then Brown) Curly Longish Hair, Always wears a Hat (Flat Bills) Perfect lips. Loves to Box, Play Football, And Lacrosse? He is a Nigga!(Not really) He is freaking hilarious and has a freaking amazing personality. Has had a hard past, But Is determined to have a better future. One who Cares A great deal About The one they are with, And would do virtually anything for her, is someone, SUPER easy to love, And any girl on this planet would be damn lucky to have him.<3 Always and Forever
by Featheriscooler September 15, 2011
A crotchety, perpetually complaining, old, well armed man, who can drop you with a look. His grapefruit-sized balls swing pendulously underneath his saggy sweatpants, which he wears 24/7/365, unless it's hot outside, in which case it's cutoff sweats.
His resemblance to Santa Claus is uncanny, and has been known to cause hypertension in young adults. His resemblance is physical only, as his demeanor will curdle milk. He collects midget-sized women to do his bidding, and is happy to ask them to do just about anything. They often find themselves handling a lot of wood and a lot of shit.
Scott can be found shooting things or thinking about shooting things on any given day. He loves to surround himself with prickly things, women's hair, and Velcro shoes. All tiny women need to be put on notice that he will hook you in if he has the chance.
His resemblance to Santa Claus is uncanny, and has been known to cause hypertension in young adults. His resemblance is physical only, as his demeanor will curdle milk. He collects midget-sized women to do his bidding, and is happy to ask them to do just about anything. They often find themselves handling a lot of wood and a lot of shit.
Scott can be found shooting things or thinking about shooting things on any given day. He loves to surround himself with prickly things, women's hair, and Velcro shoes. All tiny women need to be put on notice that he will hook you in if he has the chance.
Scott: That's a bunch of *&^!@# shit. That's not what O'Reilly said last night.
Me: Are you serious?
Scott: Why wouldn't I be? You think I'm being a vagina?
Me: WTF? (Leaves in a cloud of confusion.)
Me: Are you serious?
Scott: Why wouldn't I be? You think I'm being a vagina?
Me: WTF? (Leaves in a cloud of confusion.)
by Vampire Cat January 21, 2013
A Scott usually drives a Subaru. His face is super dumb. Scotts typically emerge from the Red Sea around 6 months into their life cycle to mate. They tend to have a chocolate and caramel taste and feast on memes and barnacles around the coast. Scotts rarely interact with humans and when they do, extreme caution should be exercised. Scotts wear shoes that teeter on the edge of shoe and sandal. Scotts tends to have acute elbownitis that worsens as they age.
Bystander 1: Hey you see that guy Scott over there. He skipped a Twix break he’s savage!
Bystander 2:Big oof!
Bystander 2:Big oof!
by Ripfordadam June 23, 2019