scouser

someone from liverpool who through the tv programmes "bread" and "boys from the blackstuff" has been represented as an unemployed, theiving caricature.

i am from liverpool and can clarify that i have never worn a lacoste shellsuit. on the other hand i have stolen many cars in the past and if ain't nailed down....

reading through the previous posts it's nice to know how much we are hated, an achievment in itself. thanks.

owen..... 1-0

by soul boy December 3, 2003

SCOUSER

A thieving cunt from Liverpool. Likes to make the most out of tradgedies (Hillsborough). Someone who speaks a different language to other people so you cannot understand them when they are about to nick your trainers.

Look at that Scouser cunt trying to nick that old womens purse.

by hillsborough89 September 28, 2009

scouser

a strange being, who has a bitter jealous of mancunians. usually lazy, small, ginger, speak like non educated fools and have a strane way about never accepting any form of blame. please remember, they are always right, always inocent, yet everyone else isnt; that is there terrible mentality

hilsbrough a disaster, "blame the fucken police lah!! justice!!!!"

heysell, where scousers murderd 39 italians "god those itaes are fucken cunts lah, we didnt do nuffin it was a fucken tragedy lah"

by fhisthebest May 5, 2006

scouser

a person hailing from the world famous city. unique identity and language. original and humourous. doesnt give a fuck about no-mark mings from nowheresville still stereotypin. inventor of the 'casual' soccer and scally scene. PROUD, individual. SCOUSERS ARE NOT ENGLISH. often socialists. Everton FC supporter. multi talented - music, boxing and football. often copied and imitated.

only people to stand up against Thatchers dictatorship, everton fc a team for the people in a sky tv, money dominated era. wayne rooney, the la's, cast, not to even mention u know who. echo and the bunnymen. john conte.

by AndyH April 7, 2004

scouser

Someone From Liverpool

Most Scousers Are Generally Friendly People And We Have Da Best Accent Goin Lad

Yer Laa! Fukin Soundd Dem Scousers Laa

by x Scouse Pwincess x January 27, 2008

sponser

A word typically used by the inbred and/or ignorant. This is a variation of the word "sponsor" in which the sponsor mistreats the sponsored in a manner that leads to the sponsor crying like a girl. This sort of behavior tends to bring out the true feminine nature of said sponsor in which he/she manipulates the sponsored and ultimately handles the problem (in which said sponsor created) like a female on the rag.

Good: "Yeah dude Vortex is my sponsor and they hook me up with sick deals on sprockets and rearsets!! I love those guys!!"

Bad: "Uhh.. yeah.. my SPONSER just voided my contract and called the cops on me because he had a dildo stuck up his ass."

by jamjeezyweezy January 19, 2010

scouser

Derogatory term used to describe a native inhabitant of Liverpool, England.

Stereotypically, scousers will have a strong Liverpudlian accent, wear La Coste shell suits, buy white-label dance tracks ('scouse house') smoke weed and live off benefit.

"Ay, mate, ya got that toon on vinal?"

by paul raine May 5, 2004