scienstific

Of or pertaining to scienstificness.
Regulated by or conforming to the principles employed by scienstitions. See scienstition.

"Yo man, that's some scienstific shit right there"

by P.h.D - Player Hater Degree April 29, 2010

Scientrific

Lucas’ dumbass renaming of the word “Scientific”

Lucas: That’s a scientrific fact.

Josh: Lucas you’re an idiot.

by Timberly Jackson Bonaparte September 25, 2019

Enseignement scientifique

mandatory subject that french kids have to attend
the most annoying thing ever because you don’t learn anything

way for the « Education Nationale » to make parents believe that their kids still learn sciences while they just watch videos about DNA and the ozone layer

“Hey meuf, do you know what we have for the next period ?
-Hey, we have Enseignement scientifique…
-Should OUI skip class ?
-Grave”

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

Scientifical

a. something that is scientific.
b. something that is full of science.

a. "Look at the scientifical books"

b. "There are many scientifical facts to back this up."

by Miss Cat August 3, 2007

scientific living

Living by applying the scientific method to make the most important decisions, all along doing all one can to never make a decision based solely on an emotion.

Individuals who live scientifically make the most important decisions only after taking the scientific method's six steps: 1) asking a question, 2) doing background research, 3) constructing a hypothesis, 4) testing the hypothesis by doing an experiment, 5) analyzing the data and drawing a conclusion, and 6) writing down the results.

Scientific living also entails doing a great deal of observation, writing down as much as possible what one perceives, along with prioritizing, planning, and calculating likely outcomes.

The opposite of scientific living is living 'spur of the moment.'

by but for January 8, 2018

Scientific Consensus Totalitarianism

Scientific Consensus Totalitarianism, also Scientific Consensus Authoritarianism or Scientific Consensus Dictatorship, is a political and anti-scientistic stance where the scientific consensus, as the way it exists today, is a form of totalitarianism and that seeks to eliminate any other opposite view to it and that also promotes scientism, anti-theism, physicalism and new atheism as well. The Scientific consensus totalitarianism concept was not created as a way to deny the climate change or the shape of Earth, but more as a way to criticize the several attacks scientific community usually do to religion, spirituality, supernaturality, astrality, afterlife, mediumship, extraphysics, multiverses, post-empiricism and all other themes related or derived from those, and it also seeks as a way to alert people and open-minded scientists, thinkers and philosophers to protectt themselves from the scientism, physicalism and anti-theism that are promoted inside science.

"Scientific consensus totalitarianism shows so well how can science be totalitarian and how powerful science is nowadays, that's the why we shall be careful with the promotion of scientism and physicalism inside science and how opened we should be to new ideas and new concepts and how the scientific consensus should be more open-minded and less authoritarian, mainly about spiritual and extraphysical things."

by Full Monteirism April 16, 2021

Scientific spirit

Alcoholic beverage that humanities graduates consume while criticizing scientists, engineers and doctors.

India's rocket scientists pray at a Hindu temple before launching a mission to the moon.
Communists (mostly humanities graduates): We are ashamed with these rocket scientists' lack of scientific spirit.

by Bengal Hippo July 15, 2023