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schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.
She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.
by Dawnr June 10, 2007
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shnookums

A very affectionate term for a significant other, used in situations where you are alone with the person generally, or with other people and you wish to embaress said S.O.
Hey there shnookums-baby! Can you hand me the lighter and the steamroller?
by midsummermuse October 14, 2004
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Schnoozy

The moment just before sleeping or just before waking. Usually induced by snuggling up (jigsawing) with someone and getting super comfy or post coital cuddling which will, undoubtedly lead to you being "schnoozy" or schnoozing. In the morning it's that moment when you are almost awake and snuggled up with someone, feeling warm, comfy and schnoozy.
"Babe are you schnoozy?"
"You're totally schnoozing!"
"It's time to get up, are you schnoozy?"
by TeeDixie December 7, 2012
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schnoogly

to feel all squishy and nice inside
After seeing a picture of a particaularly cute kitten and/or Brian Molko:
"ooohh...i've gone over all schnoogly"
by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004
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Schmookie

A name one is called when someone else cares about them very deeply. It is usually very annoying, as seen in the Seinfeld episode featuring the Soup Nazi.
Woman: I love you schmookie!
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.
by matt_losan June 19, 2007
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schnoogle

Pronunciation: \shnü-gl\

Function: Noun, verb

Etymology: 21st century Anglo-Swiss colloquialism

1. as noun, schnoogler
an individual, normally of Swiss/Germanic descent that causes grief to the observer in some fashion, derived from the sound the conversation makes due to excessive use of schnu tones.

2. as verb, to schnoogle
(i) to say in a Swiss/Germanic voice or cadence a phrase that is grossly uninteresting or naive conveying lack of intellect or thought.
(ii) to behave in a slightly slimy or underhanded manner or to deceptively schmooze against ones normal code of ethics with sole intent of attaining kudos, 'schnooglebucks' or some other endgame.
(iii) to move by a small almost insignificant amount synonymous with 'noogie'.
noun:
'i cant stand the stupid questions from the schnooglers anymore' or 'the schnooglers are driving me nuts'

verb:
(i) 'I'm getting schnoogled to death by this mindless blather'
(ii) 'I schnoogled my way into the club by claiming to be someone famous.'
(iii) 'I'm schnoogling the bid because I know he's a seller and I have nothing but disdain for him'
by theswisscowboy January 19, 2010
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schnockered

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed
I be schnockered
by podlowe March 24, 2003
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