scheming

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)

*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')

by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

Schlingo

Accidentally killing someone during oral sex by sticking the penis too far into the throat and choking and or gagging the other person.

Brad: Oh my god I think I just schlingo'd Shirley!
Thomas: Does that count as heat of passion?

by DepthOfInsight February 26, 2011

scheming on some strange

1. To unsuccessfully flirt with a woman.
2. To hit on some ladies, and fail.

Fifteen minutes after we got to the restaurant we noticed Steve was missing. Someone told us later that he noticed him scheming on some strange by the entrance.

by optimus2g January 4, 2013

Schlingmabob

Anime where you love yourself...
a.k.a. Selfcest

Haruhi x Haruhi=Schlingmabob

by NinjaSlop June 22, 2012

Schelling

Where you give points to an argument without evidence seriously, and then do it again despite being proven wrong.

Person 1: “ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he says this with no evidence.

Group of people: “No its not” - proceeds to show evidence that Person 1 is wrong.

Person 1: “Nope ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he repeats his un-evidenced point despite being proven wrong by multiple people in the group, he is schelling.

by Bandit “main” June 20, 2020

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Stay SCHEMIN

Meaning: KEEP FUCKING THAT BITCH

PUT ON STROODLE ON THAT HOE stay schemin

by sfasf January 8, 2012