Schadenfreude

Getting joy out of someone elses misfortune. The joy you feel is shameful.

She fell over and broke her neck.. i felt nothing but schadenfreude..

by bobx-- December 18, 2008

schedule 1

In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.

Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.

"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"

"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"

"It's gonna be lit.

by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016

schadtmaster

A compound word using schadt and master in place of the more common compund word, 'shitmaster' while 'schadt' can be used in place of shit in any situation to sound posh, it is best paired with master.

whats that smell?? ughh..

oh, dont you know? the schadtmaster is here

damn, thats some stanky schadt

by Kevlar622 March 23, 2010

schadenpussy

n. pleasure derived from the inability of another to negotiate a sexual encounter with a woman

I was wondering why I saw Tom smiling to himself in the corner, but it turns out he just had schadenpussy over Billy striking out with that blonde.

by Aquinos July 9, 2010

schaedle

A class of wealthy predominantly blonde people.

Did you see that asshole in the s500? Yeah he had schaedle written all over him!

by smokeuew November 30, 2011

schadenfucker

An insult hurled at people who laugh at your misery. Based on schadenfreude and, well, "fuckers."

Example: Yeah, yeah. So I just fell on the ice. You can quit laughing any time you schadenfucker .

by greebie December 20, 2013

schadenfreudian

A SchadenFreudian is someone who feels joy when seeing others suffer misfortune physically or in speech or memory due to an unconscious conflict.

His SchadenFreudian attitude towards old people scare the hell out of me!

by ProfPlum January 30, 2016