Schaeffer

The act of being a bum; being a bum;

Son, youre acting like such a schaeffer.

by KAndrews February 25, 2010

schafer

a word for an extremely large number when you cba to say that number

the earth is huge it weighs 1 schafer

by beh wah August 21, 2008

Kelly Schaffer

a very beautiful girl that has one specific person named trevor roach that cares about her alot and would do anything for her

Kelly Schaffer you should be trevor roach's boyfriend

by penn hills army man December 1, 2010

the schaeffer

must be gay without thinking you're gay. will fuck any male object and deny it the next day. must also be willing to fuck family!

Hey are you scaheffer? cause you look like a fag.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

schaeffer

pronounced "shay fur"
1.the prime example of an emo child with no problems except fitting a very small snickers bar into a pair of tight pants.

"hey why are you crying on the floor about that paper cut? ur such a schaeffer"

by loverdimond February 19, 2010

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

Schaffer

When a male's scrotum becomes chaffed and sore.

Ran five miles today, total Schaffer on my balls!

by bellamy November 12, 2013