Scarecrowing

The act of standing in a window or doorway in a commanding pose to assert physical dominance and ward off unwelcomed visitors through intimidation, especially while fully or partially nude.

Avoid being arrested to become a Scare-PRO.

"My manager was scarecrowing me so hard from her office that now I can't send her emails or bring her coffee without getting an anxiety attack and a boner at the same time."

"My neighbour wouldn't stop parking in front of my house so I scarecrowed him from my backyard for 3 weeks and now they're moving to Kentucky."

*Gets naked and bends over in the window for 8 hours* "That ought to do it!"

by SlinkeyDink June 17, 2020

Scarecrow Bitch

Scared of peoples judgement and ends up creating an herpes eyesore

Let’s play scarecrow bitch on the new neighbor

by Scowl September 27, 2018

Scarecrow Corporation

A company with a locked-in group of manager(s) who are so terrible to work with that they drive all professional talent away, and new applicants drop off.

"Cloud Imperium Games is a scarecrow corporation."

by iaminhellhelpme June 26, 2024

Scarecrow

Someone with unusually large feet a female and sometimes a frightfully looking tootsie roll big toe. Some may even be knock kneed.

Boy that Scarecrow chick really adores her feet. If your not careful she may even want you to jack off on her feet.

by Halalujer November 30, 2022

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that you can't pull because the people around you are chopped, NOT you.

I can't seem to find a girlfriend because John is low-key scaring the huzz away. This is known as the Scarecrow Theory

by gyatttoseethatgoose8147 September 9, 2025

The Scarecrow Theory

The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.

“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”

by Twigsteroonie September 3, 2025

peanut scarecrow

Gray is the lord of the nuts

Gray is the peanut scarecrow.

by peenut5car3cr0w January 18, 2022