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slutification

When something unspoiled begins to rot from within.

(Verb)
Symptoms include:
1. Bad Smell
2. Painful Urination
3. Open Sores
4. Lack of White Blood Cells
5. Smily Green Trails
6. Not so Fresh Feeling
7. Sphincterial/Vaginal/Urethral Lacerations

I.E.; "Wow, I think I've come down with a severe case of slutification!"
by Team Zombie Compound September 6, 2006
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Sextification

The High Quality that one handles themselves and/or performs during Sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: "My date Last night ended Awesomely! That lady had Great Sextification so this morning I made her breakfast and sent her on her way."

Guy 2: "That's Great! I need to find a classy lady like that, one with some Sextification."
by MoChedda December 26, 2011
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Soyification

The soyification of the Western world started with mass consumption society. For entire humanity - with some notable exceptions like the Egyptians - the human race has been functioning as patriarchy, with gensynthetism telling us that if the man provides, logically speaking the woman will take care in submission. This format of living worked, up until life conditions got so ideal for people to live in that men have turned into gigasoys compared to their ancestors. This process started in the 1800s, when men started to wear wigs and care about their looks, instead of providing like they're supposed to do. Women who had been living under submission throughout the entirety of human history saw this as an opportunity to take the lead, turning the comman man into an orbiter.
See definition "soyification".
by CrazyMaze November 8, 2022
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slayification

something that got so pretty and so beautiful it got slayed so hard.
person 1 : *cutely wears sumn amazing byatch*

person 2 : they r so pretty! i wish i had a word for this

person 3 : slayification, its called slayification gworl.
by aestheticiarCherry February 3, 2022
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Sexification

The art of killing, by means of sex


Sexified (past and future tense)
Jane is going to kill bob through sexification

bob was sexified
by Masteroftheweb February 27, 2004
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sastification

When you make an embarrassing and painful attempt at saying satisfaction.
I get a lot of sastification out of those YouTube compilations.
by Ke-i-ko May 15, 2021
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Saxification

The act of transforming into a saxophone. Some people might say it blows, but it really isn’t a lot of treble. An added bonus is that you can fuck any girl you want, since you are super saxy. The ability comes with the side effect of being treated like shit, no matter what.
Yeah. I actually have the ability of Saxification.

Girl:*moans* Yes daddy
by Mr.Funell November 7, 2023
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