Satchelpuss

To be overly preoccupied with ones smart phone in public situations, so as to ignore others and ones surrounding environment.

Quit being a satchelpuss and answer my question.

by Brown Bleacher Bums September 19, 2010

sadic

A sadist is one who enjoys inflicting pain on OTHERS. The description given by the other poster describes a masochist (someone who enjoys being inflicted with pain). I'd also like to point out that "sadic" is another way of saying "sadistic", not "sadist".

Pyramidhead is a sadic monster who attacks those who feel guilt or desire punishment (also known as a masochist).

by OverlordMomo June 6, 2013

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

fuck satchel

Any bag-like enclosure used for the storage of fuck-pertinent paraphernalia that aids in a global pervasion of hot, nasty fucking.

AKA dildo sack, AKA anal bead bag, AKA smelly cock gizzard.

"Hey Randall, go get my jumper cables out of the fuck satchel so we can plug in with the agony and the ecstacy and spray some fuck juices on each other."

by AssTrollProjection January 22, 2009

gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

samich girl

A girl who is so skinny you think someone aught to stop and give her a samich. Generally meant to be descriptive rather than an insult or compliment. Derives from a decriptive conversation; you know that skinny girl, we're talking real skinny, someone give that girl a samich skinny...

I was at the video store the other day and that samich girl was working again; it reminded me I had to stop at Subway on the way home.

by Captain Jack Beachlife October 1, 2007

Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.

Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot

by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009