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"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"

"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."
by Drunken38 July 5, 2019
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Sarcheted

Making things more difficult than they need to be. Doing an extreme amount of unecessary work when no one asked you to.
"I just sarcheted myself"
"Why! What were you supposed to do??"
"I was supposed to submit a lesson. Any lesson i wanted, about whatever I want. Really simple"

"...and what did you end up doing?"

"I started from scratch.I did research. Interviewed students and teachers. Added as much cross curriculum as possible. Even flew to another country for first hand experience. All In the same day."
"Why didn't you use TPT? Or a lesson you already had?"
" I like making things harder for myself"
by Deenabeena September 9, 2020
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Shit satchel

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.
Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.
by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017
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super human satchle

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons
Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...
by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007
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poop satchel

A device use to harness/ensnare poop or fecal particles for future use.
"Dude, I just totally caught your fart in my brand-new Poop satchel. I'm saving it for later to give to my mom"
by Dustin Fucking Jones November 26, 2007
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Nad Satchell

Scrotum, the sack which contains male testes.
The "Nad Satchell" contains one's "Nadgers"
by Rebecca Wilmot February 28, 2008
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Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
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