sanctimonium

noun, the chemical compound found in the systems of the self-righteous, resulting in their pontificating with moral impugnity

Her church-folk friends were alright, but you could smell the sanctimonium in the air when the subject of abstinence came up

by OneCharmingBastard May 9, 2011

Sand hugger

A person or group of people who sunbathe on beaches

Those sand huggers sunbathers were not willing to make way for my trek up the beach with the kayak

by Dirty pollack June 20, 2017

Sand fetish

It’s A strong sexual tension between you and the never ending sexy sand . It when you go hard from combining your foot fetish with your ongoing sand fetish and getting aroused every time that you think about the spicy, juicy, golden peach grainy goodness. It’s also when you put sand on your pp

Me:« YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MUM !! I LOVE SAND SENPAI »!! SAND-CHAN AND I HAVE A CONNECTION IN THE FEET!! I WAKE UP EVERY DAY AND PUT SAND ON MY PP AND YOU WILL RESPECT THE DRIFT !! »
Mum: « priest mike? My son has a sand fetish »

by Priest Mike February 13, 2020

Alveus Sanctuary

A non-profit exotic animal sanctuary and virtual education center based in Austin, Texas that is aimed to educate Twitch streamers and their communities about specific species using their non-releasable ambassadors to help spark an appreciation for them and their wild counterparts.

Stompy the emu is currently the best ambassador at Alveus Sanctuary.

by ThrowThePitcher December 15, 2021

raising sand

To cause or start trouble

Erin began raising sand when he attempted to make sexist jokes at a women's convention.

by K8888888888888 November 17, 2007

Sand in his/her shoes

someone who seems a little down on their luck, slightly depressed and lacking confidence

Poor Steve! Ever since he lost his job, he's walked around like he has sand in his/her shoes.

Definition: someone who seems a little down on their luck, slightly depressed and lacking confidence.

by sfw518 May 22, 2015

sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.

Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.

by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008