Samuel Dimovski

He is so fucking fat and he doesnt wash his balls

Bro have u seen how fat samuel dimovski is

by Bchckgxktzkyzjgzjf, April 6, 2022

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damp samuel

Similar to a wet willy, but with the nose; When someone wets their finger and sticks it up your nose.

Gross! I got damp Samuel'd. He stuck his finger up my nose!

by djmills046 October 9, 2009

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A badass, a kind person, an athletic person, and a risky person. Samuel will never do anything to hurt his friends or family, he will defend them and take a bullet in the chest for them. Samuel is a competitive and smart player and prefers rough and physical sports.

Look at how good he is! He must be a Samuel .

Whoa! Not just anyone would do that for someone, he must be a Samuel

by hellofromtehothersede February 11, 2017

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Samuel

Absolute sexy beast, god in bed, huge dick and can get any bitch he wants

Samuel has a huge dick

by Ali-As nan69 October 24, 2019

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samuel jackson

Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!

Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?

by wOOtsauce September 1, 2005

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Samuel

A Samuel is beyond perfect. He’s what people would consider a full package: athletically AND musically inclined, intelligent, hilarious, caring, hot as hell. He has a smile that will melt your heart, super soft golden hair that you can’t resist running your hands through, and beautiful green eyes that twinkle in the sunlight. A Samuel has a lot more to offer than what’s on the outside. They take a while to get comfortable with people, but once they do it’s like meeting a whole new person in the best way possible. You might not expect all of this from a Samuel, but if you ever get the chance to truly see one, your life will never be the same. It will be impossible to find a single thing wrong with him and he might not even feel real sometimes because of how perfect he is. A Samuel can turn your world upside down. When he cares for you, he cares for you with every ounce of himself. He will pray for you, and do everything in his ability to make you happy. Samuels are also more sensitive then they can give off. He’s tough but has a compassionate heart of gold. He loves kids, and can’t wait to have a family. This definition of a Samuel doesn’t even show a fraction of how perfect they could be. Samuel’s may seem too good to be true, but if they’re anything like the one described i promise, it’s not. If you ever meet a Samuel like this, treat them as the sweetheart they are, because they deserve everything and more.

Person 1: Wow your boyfriend Samuel is amazing

Person 2: Thank you, I swear he’s so perfect. I can’t wait to marry him someday.

by xxi.bella.xxi December 15, 2019

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