Sapiosexual

Sapiosexual is a word invented on the internet and used and accepted by morons who want to sound intelligent themselves by saying they expect it from a partner.

It is not an orientation and can’t be unless you’d bang Stephen Hawking and Margaret Thatcher over Tom Hardy and Angelina Jolie. And yes, that would include prioritizing (your perception of) intelligence it OVER gender. It makes no sense and can’t.

If it simply meant “I get turned on by intelligence”, fine, but that’s not what it means and isn’t how it’s used.

Intelligence is a feature of attraction, but so are freckles, or shoulders, or big boobs. It’s not an orientation unless frecklesexual is too.

It’s the dumb person’s idea of what a smart person’s word is.

I tell people I’m sapiosexual because my vocabulary is shit but I’m pretentious with it anyway, since I have no self-awareness.

by imyourmoderator January 1, 2020

sapiosexual

an ableist person

I am attracted to people who are my narrow idea of "smart" because mentally ill people scare me, I am sapiosexual.

by memes4lyf5ever April 4, 2015

sapiosexual

sexually attracted to intelligence.

I'm sapiosexual, so basically Sheldon Cooper gets me harder than a fucking stone.

by nakakcm January 9, 2015

Sapiosexual

Sapiosexual refers to thinking as an opinion that intelligence is the most important or the sexiest thing in a relationship. Meaning; you might love 'nerds' or 'geeks.'

The geeky girl at school likes sapiosexual characteristics.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014

SCEMOSEXUAL

Someone who is not only bisexual, but also a scenemo, or emo scene person. Anybody who is scenemo, scene, emo, scemosexual, or otherwise is considered the scourge of the earth and are often considered by the Catholic church to be worse then those who worship Satan. The only people who are worse then emo/scene/scemosexual (it's really all the same thing) are gangsters who are pretty much a disturbed branch of scene themselves.

Pope: I can deal with Satan, electric genital torture, hell, even ritual anal mutilation, but SCEMOSEXUALS? Hell no.

by 10bilPennies November 1, 2009

sapiosexual

Sexual attraction to intelligence

I have decided I'm sapiosexual, as I want to feel like a further special snowflake with not only my gender, but my sexuality.

by Honest Internet November 12, 2015

sapiosexual

Someone who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.
Aka, a fucking liar.

She calls herself a sapiosexual, but she's a fucking liar.

by not_a_fuckin_liar August 15, 2017